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Maybe I'm Okay by Calamoo, literature

Deviation Spotlight

  • Apr 11
  • United States
  • Deviant for 17 years
  • He / Him
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My Bio
Current Residence: FL
Favourite genre of music: roflcore
Favourite photographer: Not
Favourite style of art: Sure
Operating System: Windows something or other
MP3 player of choice: I suppose iPod, cause that's what I got
Shell of choice: conch?
Wallpaper of choice: changes frequently
Skin of choice: Let me try yours on...
Favourite cartoon character: My mental projection of myself
Personal Quote: "Over the course of my day, you wouldn't believe the number of blank stares I get."

Favourite Visual Artist
uhm...
Favourite Movies
depends on the day, really
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
mmm...Spektor? Spektor.
Favourite Writers
I'm
Favourite Games
HURK!
Favourite Gaming Platform
blah
Tools of the Trade
laptop, paper & pen, well-timed witticisms, a pocketful of friendly sunshine and angsty cynicism
Other Interests
Most everything

READ!

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You all are bastards. Take a second to read. I know I'm not great but for jebus' sake take a minute out of your day to at least read one of my featured deviations and leave a comment or a suggestion or just some TRACE of your existence.  VINDICATE ME, DAMMIT! XD
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Holy Ba-jeeb-us

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Whaaaaahaaahaaat was I thinking!?  I've spent two weeks in school so far, sitting through this remedial chemistry class. I'm not sure how I was even allowed to slip into this class seeing as I've already taken my Chem 2 AP exam (5, thank you).  Yet here I sit, listening to a man with a speech impediment rattle on about the temperature scales like I've never seen a bloody thermometer before.  Quite the contrary, we've been intimate. But enough about that...  Honestly.   Temp scales, Heat, Density... I thought to myself "Jeepers! You can coast through this class easy for the grade!"  I should have thought more carefully, I do know myself better
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...is instant gratification.  No, seriously.  Think about it.  Actually, don't think about it, just listen to what I have to tell you, then you can agree with me.  People have become so accustomed to getting what they want, one might even say gratified instantly, that they are no longer willing to invest any amount of time in anything they aren't reasonably certain they're going to like right off the bat.  The result:  the proliferation of an entire "judge-a-book-by-its-cover" generation.  No wonder kids don't read today.  They don't know if they're going to like a book unless they start reading it, and reading itself is just oh so time consu
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thanks a lot for watching me! :3
Thank you for sharing your impressive talents.
thanks so much for the watch!
Unicorns are metal! Rock on! :)
Damn right they are! Sorry for the (exTREMEly) belated response, I pretty much gave up on dA. Been writing again though, so everyone can look forward to some angsty, self-satisfied prose in the future
Haha, awesome! :) Glad to hear that you've come back. :)
Wow thanks for the watch too! :heart: